Post by Froststar on Aug 13, 2009 12:36:22 GMT -5
There were three calfs and a mother cow. The first calf asked it's mother, "why am I named daisy?" Mom: "Because a daisy fell on ur head when u were born" Then the second asked, "Why am I named rose?" Mom:"a rose fell on ur head when u were born" The third calf said "blidfhsadsf" Mom:"shut up cinderblock!"
Three guys climbed up a mountain. At the top there was a geni. The geni said, "I will grant you one wish. Jump off of the mountain and you will land in a pile of it." The first guy said apples, the second said gold, the third triped on a stick and said, "CRAP!" and fell of the mountain
Three guys climbed up a mountain. At the top there was a geni. The geni said, "I will grant you one wish. Jump off of the mountain and you will land in a pile of it." The first guy said apples, the second said gold, the third triped on a stick and said, "CRAP!" and fell of the mountain